Kegel Kater News + Events

OMG , today is an exciting day for me.  Just in time for me to start getting super psyched out about Peaches Christ's Purple Rain with special guest Apollonia , Gabe bought tickets to see: Yes!  Tonight at the Forum! We just drove done to LA for the day! Na here's a weekend Roundup! Yeehaw!  Yesterday's Pretty Pretty was a hoot.  Thanks to Steven LeMay and Marco and Horton for bringing treats! Here's a photo.  I did a painted-on mask, with a rhinestone rim. Marco & Me, showing some cleave  Rumi Palooza, the night before was fantastic.  Here are some pics from there, courtesy of VinC! Galen and Rumi's friend Donna Personna performing HystErica as Pee-Wee VinC Karl with Records Corrine, Me, GabeR ...And one last photo, this one taken by Dennis Scott Wallo XOXO Kegel

Tonight is Rumi Palooza!  I hate the word "amazeballs," but it will still be fun.  I'm performing with GabeR.  Below are the details and tomorrow is Carnaval-themed face-paining Pretty Pretty .  XOXO Kegs Location The Purple House, 5716 Genoa, Oakland 1 block off MLK @ 57th St. Amazeballs bands and Fabulous performance line-up, drag makeover space, outdoors film screenings and a party bus. Spread the word and see you East of Purple ! FREE Event ! 9 pm : MOON TRENT & CANDICE LAMB GALEN & MAKAYLA HYSTERICA 10 pm : SEX INDUSTRY ERIKA von VOLKYRIE DONNA PERSONA RUMI MISSABU with GALEN TSONGAS & EUGENE SOLDATOV KEGEL KATER 11 pm : CARL with RECORDS POX ECLIPSE ATTITUDE PROBLEM & FRIENDS Mister WA will be screening from as well as filming fresh footage for the upcoming feature film CHILDREN OF THE COCKETTES premiering in NYC, October 2011

Hello.  Not sure if you read my little whinefest , but this entry is scaring the shit out of me.  I have so much to write about!  So I'm just going to start.  First, I'm gonna tell you about a couple things that are going on rightmuthafuckin now: THIS WEEK!!  Photo by Brittany McLaren Live, interactive drag makeup lessons at your computer.  What what? Uh-huh.  In case you haven't read the most recent Tuck of the Town , tomorrow ( assuming that someone signs up before 6pm today ) , I am teaching an online Drag Queen Makeup class on this website called LiveMind.  This isn't your mommy's makeup tutorial on Youtube.  It's all real time, asking questions and getting answers live.  If you have a webcam, you can even get your own personal makeup critique, but you can just stay anonamous (and creepy) if you want, too.    Just kidding about the creepy part.  I know you're just shy.    The class fee is $9.99, which is damn cheap for a makeup class.  Inv

Okay, I kind of hate this self-promoting business.  I've gotten better at talking to people about what I do at parties, pat on the back there, but I still feel like an asshole taking out a business card.  And though I'm sure nobody does, I really don't like sending out mass emails, nor do I enjoy the pressure I feel to be an absolutely hilarious, high-energy, skillful writer so that people will read through all the crap I'm sending their way.  So I have made a promise to myself.  I will blog AT LEAST once a week.  The ultimate goal is to write every day.  Right after I finish my morning pages, which I also didn't think I'd be able to do, but have been writing successfully for about a year now.  I haven't blogged since March, and the weight of all the things I need to write about today is killing me.  But after I'm done, only writing bits and pieces ever day or so.  Anyway, there.  That's the plan.  Now, on to the megablog.